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if there's ONE THING me & ^kv can agree on liking, it's blurting out stuff like this and leaving ^merrick to deal with it! *laugh*
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so mom is making scalloped corn and she looks in the cupboard to find.....

mom: 'oh no! we don't have any canned corn!'
*everyone rummages thru the cupboards; there is no corn*
me: *calls the grocery store* 'are you open this evening?'
store: 'we close in 10 minutes.'
me: 'ok, thanx.' *to mom* 'they close in 10 minutes'
mom: 'we'll be there in 5!'

we got back from the grocery store in 8 minutes with a couple cans of corn.

also....happy thanksgiving to everybody who celebrates it! :)
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i had a fight with an apple.....

me: *pushes apple corer/slicer down on peeled apple*
apple: *tips sideways*
me: 'resistance is futile!' *pushes down AGAIN*
apple: *flies onto kitchen floor*
me: *retrieves apple and positions corer/slicer* 'we are borg!'
apple: *skids across counter into sink*
me: 'you will comply' *retrieves and tries again* 'COMPLY!'
apple: *is assimilated into apple crisp*

meanwhile bro is laughing. *eyeroll*
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^merrick was filling out this personality test and got down to #19....

19. Do you prize in yourself
[a] a strong hold on reality
[b] a vivid imagination

....and she checked 'b' and then ^wyatt came out and checked 'a' and then ^merrick checked 'b' and ^wyatt checked 'a' and they went back and forth a bunch of times till i was laughing SO HARD i interrupted BOTH to come post this. *laugh*

crackfic!

Sep. 22nd, 2012 06:28 pm
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so ^merrick has this character called 'webber' (if this sounds familiar, it's cuz ^wyatt created webber in 2005) and she's been writing him for about 7 years or so, and he got introduced to a character named 'pol'.

anyways, ^merrick wrote a scene with the two of them trapped in webber's office during a fire and mom read it and was like: 'they're so calm. shouldn't they be feeling something?' (if you've watched star trek, they were acting like vulcans *laugh*) that became a joke till a few nights ago, mom & us were talking about the scene and how to make it even MORE ridiculous.

so i bring you our first crackfic.

I've had this office for five years, Pol. I think I'd know if the window opened. )
buginarug: an androgynous blond young person leaning against a mirror and looking at the reflection (Default)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
so, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Rhythmbox, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie

the ridiculous soundtrack of my life! )

yunno, 2 of those were my songs in the first place! *scowl* i DON'T like country music and like half of this was country music.
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.......about waving at the google street view car....our neighbor was bent over weeding her garden with her butt sticking up in the air when the google car drove by. *grin*

itchy

Jun. 17th, 2012 04:56 pm
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i went walking with mom, brushed my head on a tree branch, and got pine needles stuck in my bra. couldn't get em out either without flashing all the cars driving by.
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i'm trying to change my ways! i've got a lot of motivation. *laugh*
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the testing center in the community college has this entryway with an office and backpack storage spot on the left and a glass panel where you can see into the testing area on the right. this is so the staff can look into the testing area and make sure nobody's cheating or whatever. and there's a sign taped to the glass:

do not tap on the glass!
this is not a zoo.


*laugh*
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so our maths prof is ADD and dyslexic and really loud. i liked him right away. *grin* he's creative with what he says, so here we're talking about variables and other numbers. instead of cats-and-dogs or apples-and-oranges, we get this:

prof: they're like dogs and bananas. you can't put them together; there aren't bananadogs. you hafta put dogs with dogs or bananas with bananas.

a minute later:

prof: so here you have a bulldog and....somebody give me the name of a small dog?
student: shih-tzu?
prof: so when you put together a bulldog and a shih-tzu, what do you get?
student: bullshit.
everyone: *snickers*

even the prof liked it! after that, we put dogs with dogs and bananas with bananas. no questions asked. *nod*

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