buginarug: an androgynous blond young person leaning against a mirror and looking at the reflection (Default)
i had a fight with an apple.....

me: *pushes apple corer/slicer down on peeled apple*
apple: *tips sideways*
me: 'resistance is futile!' *pushes down AGAIN*
apple: *flies onto kitchen floor*
me: *retrieves apple and positions corer/slicer* 'we are borg!'
apple: *skids across counter into sink*
me: 'you will comply' *retrieves and tries again* 'COMPLY!'
apple: *is assimilated into apple crisp*

meanwhile bro is laughing. *eyeroll*

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